Happy New Year!
A long time ago I decided that resolutions were a general waste of time and brain power and thus have basically stopped trying. Truth be told we will be doing the same old same old 364 days from now as we bring in 2013. As an example, if we are allotted three meals a day for the year that is 1098 meals this year of which I’ll probably skip about 300 and then of the remaining 798 just plain old eat too much in about 700. It has been that way for about 50 years now and it just does not seem to change.
Sometime in 2012 I am sure I will also get another warning for speeding, (and I thank the officer of Guadalupe County for his generosity!) in one of those gray stretches of road between fast and slow. There is always a stretch like that. About a mile from my house the posted sign is 45 when it should be 55. I got a warning about 100 yards short of the 55 sign going 55 in a 45. I also know better than answering my phone as I turn left out of my neighborhood fetching my morning 44 ounce Diet Coke. The school zone is right there and every day I remember to remember.
In 2012 I am selling my bigger house looking to downsize into a smaller house. Since I am also looking for a job, that might mean renting an apartment for the first time since I got evicted as a college student. Well I technically did not get evicted since I was never on the lease but I still had to break in to get my stuff. That one was a weird deal altogether and I am sure this blog will be read by my fellow culprits and each die laughing thinking about that. I admit the older I get the less stuff I need and the biggest stuff is the house.
Since I am looking for a real job I probably will cease more to be a professional golfer. I went out to the club last week on a beautiful day and nobody showed up to play. I was musing with the shop guy as to why or why not play. I have gotten to the point where I cannot just go out and piddle around. I need a reason. That is why I am going to try to develop a golf outing business. I will do that until I land a real job.
That reminds me of something I have wanted to say for a while now. About the same time two books came out from disparate authors. Rick Warren authored “The Purpose Driven Life” which was a hit in the Christian community. Lynn Marriott and Pia Nilsson authored “Every Shot Must Have a Purpose” a great golf mental instruction book. I want to take the two books, stick them into a high pressure magic machine and produce the book, “Every Golf Life Must Have a Purpose”. The work book that goes with invites you to “Play Golf for Forty Days with Purpose” and as a result you’ll be a better golfer and closer to God. If Rick, Pia, and Lynn read this blog it could happen as they work just a few miles from each other. This seems to me to be a “can’t miss hit.”
I regard myself as an expert on golf. As such I think I know a great way for you to shoot lower scores in 2012. The PGA of America is launching a program called Golf 2.0 and after studying the materials I actually like it. One of the ideas is called “Tee it Forward” which encourages you to move up a little or for your course to actually make a set of shorter tees. I really like that and now that I look back on it when I was a member at Sonterra here in San Antonio my most fun times were one tee forward. Moving forward is obvious and the only thing that stops you is pride. Move up!
That actually reminds me of the only sure way to save hundreds or even thousands on your car insurance; drop the teenage driver. When Amy got off we saved hundreds. When Jessica got off we save hundreds. That’s two down and two to go.
Finally on this cool perfect day in San Antonio I have a love / hate relationship with spell check. Why is that? Partial sentences. Sometimes ideas don’t come with a subject or a verb, and some times you want to blurt out “sho nuff”. And what do you get for the effort? Red, blue and green squiggly lines.
David

